NEWS FLASH

By MD

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Spoiler Alert… read no further if you’ve been in a coma for the last ten years.

Kurt Warner once bagged groceries.  He’s now in the Super Bowl.

I know, it’s like a Disney movie.  Except boring, redundant and not that special unless you’re an ESPN commentator or play by play guy.

Guess who else bagged groceries?  I FREAKING DID.  And now I’m gamefully employed in my chosen profession.  I expect the Oxygen network to buy the rights to my amazing story any day now.

And yes, It’s only Monday and I’m already sick of the media’s swooning for Kurt Warner.

I’m leaning towards Mount Union in the Super Bowl – I think those guys would beat either team.

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